The wheelie-bin war
One of the hottest issues in the upcoming election in the Australian Capital Territory (ACT) is the provision of wheelie-bins to all residents for the containment and removal of 'green' garden waste. The issue goes back a long way and has been con...
Read full storyAustralia to outlaw all 'psycho-active' substances
The Australian government is planning a blanket ban on all 'psycho-active' substances. A spokesperson for the government said that they are having trouble keeping the list of banned drugs up-to-date. "No sooner do we put a substance on the list" she...
Read full story90s boy bands making a comeback?
"It all started with me" stated the mid teenage kid with frosted tips known as the garb. "It started out as just a simple joke band, but has now become far more than a way of life for me" he continued to say. 90's boy bands. A phenomenon that left us a little more than a decade ago, yet its prepubescent frosted tip teenage vibes still somehow linger with us up to this very day. "Mistake! Ha, I...
Read full storyBill Cosby's Wife Camille Didn't Realize Bill Had Ever Left the Mansion
Shelburne Falls, Massachusetts Camille Cosby, wife of alleged disgraced comic Bill Cosby, swore in a deposition today that she had no knowledge of any of the more than 50 sexual assaults her husband is accused of participating in. "I didn't even k...
Read full storyHodgson Names Gazza In England Squad.
England manager Sir Woy of Hodgson has sprung a surprise by naming cheeky prankster and perennial drunkard Paul Gascoigne, lanky nineties no-hoper Carlton Palmer and long-dead legend of the game Sir Stanley Matthews in his final squad for Euro 2016.
Read full storyDonald Trump and Kim Jong-Un Sign Treaty
Pyongyang, North Korea It was announced by Donald Trump's publicist, John Smith, that Trump had just returned from North Korea on his private jet. "We have signed an historic agreement" said Trump. "I have met with North Korea's dictator Kim Jong...
Read full storyTrump Tells NRA He Promises to Give a Gun to Every White Man in the U.S.
Fairfax, VA In a move clearly designed to curry favor with the National Rifle Association, Donald Trump addressed the group and made some promises. "If I receive the endorsement for President of the U.S. from the NRA and am elected, I promise to g...
Read full storyHow Fundamental Christian Churches and Donald Trump Are Alike
At first glance, it appears that the Republican Party Fundamental Christian branch and Donald Trump have little to nothing in common. But looking closer, it appears that they share some very important traits: 1. Fundamental Christians and Trump are both are sure that they are infallible and never make any mistakes. 2. Both cling to a belief, no matter how unlikely or illogical, and will neve...
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