
Ted Cruz Revises Song, What a Wonderful World in His Latest Press Conference
Ted Cruz has changed his format for filibusters in the future. Rather than reading children's novels to Senators in an effort to tell them all that they are much less intelligent than he is, he will sing songs for fun and profit. The first song i...
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California To Ban All Displays Of U.S. Flag
After a principal quelled violence at a high school Cinco de Mayo celebration by banning the U.S. flag, The State of California will ban Old Glory for good. California Senate Majority Leader Bill Monning(D) is pointing to the success of the high s...
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Investigation: Trump's Reverse Racoon Eyes
Everyone has noticed. What's up with the white area around Donald Trump's eyes and eye bags? Amanda Baijerkokopf, a makeup artist who works in the Los Angeles movie industry talked about the billionaire's current odd countenance, and the puffy wh...
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West Ham in Europe Sensation Predicted
The final matches of the season for the Premier League this weekend have been seen by several mystics and they have been contacting Spoof Football reporter John Westam. They forsee an astonishing end to the season with West Ham ending the season i...
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