Sheriff Joe Arpaio To Design Hillary's New Prison Uniform
BILLINGSGATE POST: The haute couture firm of Sheriff Joe Arpaio has been selected to design the prison uniform of Hillary Clinton pending her expected indictment by the Justice Department it was announced this morning by MSNBC's fashionable host, Ra...
Read full storyLouis van Gaal to rule the Universe?
Louis van Gaal has set his sights on The European SuperLeague Copa America Asian Cup after their 1-0 victory over minnows Manchester City today. In a statement leaked to Sneaky Snoops, he said "we've just beaten a very crap team, who were challen...
Read full storySherrif Joe Arpaio Tied To Pink Panty BDSM Ring
Not that there is anything wrong with that--infamous anti-immigrant and law and order Sheriff, Joe Arpaio, was discovered to be part of a BDSM ring where he was paddled while wearing pink panties. In the ultimate irony, Sheriff Joe, or Sheriff of...
Read full storySpoof Topples Minister
Could an item in The Spoof have resulted in IDS's resignation? No, probably not, but let's take a look at the "facts" of the matter. Reacting to the budget, Ian Duncan Smith spoke to The Spoof (disguising himself cleverly as Jan Doodleberg Scmit)...
Read full storyFidel Castro is losing his marbles et cojones!
US Hotel giant Starwood has been allowed to purchase three hotels in the Cuban capital of Havana. As part of the purchase, the hotel chain will renovate the hotels to US standards, meaning plastic breakfasts, plastic cutlery, rubber waffles and plent...
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