Trump Responds to Hillary Calling Him a Misogynistic, Race-Baiting Liar
New York, NY "Of course I everything Hillary said I was! Those are the traits people seem to like about me, at least the white males. I tell it like it is and if you can't take the heat, stay out of the kitchen," said Trump. "I notice Hillary neve...
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Tom Brady posted his baseball card on Facebook this week. You never knew Tom was the choice of the Montreal Expos in '95? You never knew Montreal had a team called Expos? You never knew Tom played ball in 1895? Join the club. And we don't mean th...
Read full storyD-Day Veteran Cold Cocks Prince Harry For Not Wearing Tie
Southwick, England Prince Harry was knocked out by a 91-year old D-Day veteran yesterday, because Harry neglected to wear a tie. "Sure, I knocked the bloody bugger out. He needs to learn to respect his elders and how to dress right when he attends...
Read full storyTom Snooze Is Upset at Daughter Snori
Beverly Hills, CA Tom Snooze expressed his chagrin about his daughter, 10 year-old Snori, being irresponsible, not working anywhere, and most of all, not going up the Scamatology Bridge. "We believe that children are just adults in a short body an...
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