NRA Complaint: Obama no longer selling guns
Washington (SAPP) - With the Obexit just months from now, President Obama is no longer the primary source for gun sales. For 7 straight years, US gun dealers have attributed the increased sale of guns and ammunition to Barrack Hussein Obama. The NRA...
Read full story"Where's My Bloody Unicorn?" Demands Leave Voter
Leave voters across the UK are awaiting the delivery of their brand new unicorns following the historic victory of the Leave Campaign this week. Derek Wensleydale, 65, a political activist and part time drinker from Scarborough, North Yorkshire,...
Read full storyTrump: "Only Rich People Should Be Allowed To Play Golf"
"Only rich people should be allowed to play golf," said Donald Trump, real-estate magnate, tycoon, impresario of the rich, international icon and now - of course - political contender for the presidency of our great country. More specifically, h...
Read full storyMost Brits Would Rather Call Their EU Exit 'Leavey McLeave Face!'
Britain, U.K. - After casting millions of votes to name England's new oceanic research vessel Boaty McBoat Face, and then being denied the name by those in charge of naming boats and stuff, most british citizens would now like to stop using the word...
Read full storyMan Buys Hillary's Email Server On eBay
Raising doubts about the thoroughness of the FBI's investigation into Emailgate, a Pennsyvannia man claims he bought Hillary Clinton's old email server on an eBay auction--and, the man says--the server still has files on it, some possibly classified.
Read full storySupreme Court Ruling: State Interest In Forcing Heterosexuals To Watch Gays Hump In Public Outweighs First Amendment
Washington DC - Writing for the majority, Chief Justice John Roberts wrote that religious groups who want to worship without having sodomites doing it in their pews will have to "shut up and deal with it or face the full coercive, incendiary wrath of...
Read full storyEditorial: Restore the First Amendment to the Founders' Intent
(Editor's note: This article is in response to recent concerns about the Second Amendment, and should be interpreted as part of a wider debate, especially on gun control. This article was passed along from a deep thinker who uses a pseudonym. -- Edit...
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