Trump's Fifth Day in Office
[A White House press briefing. Chris Christie, former governor of New Jersey, is finishing up:] ". . . and so, the President had no choice but to fire his entire cabinet. Okay, questions?" [Reporter from CNN:] "Governor, the word on the street is that the President fired his cabinet because they refused to sign along to 'Hail to the Chief' at the beginning of cabinet meetings. Is that tr...
Read full storyCavaliers fans wake up from honeymoon horrified that they still live in Cleveland
After a raucous night of jolly and fanfare, 390,113 Clevlandites woke up this morning only to fall back into the nightmare of living in Cleveland. "It was a Cinderella story all right," said Iyrie Krving, "We may still have our Prince Charming in...
Read full storyBo Jo wibbles, wobbles and flip-flops to remain
In a shocking development today, Boris Johnson has said he backs the 'remain' campaign. I caught up with him outside the House of Commons amid a whoop of clambering journalists. "Boris..... Boris......" "Hibble wibble bobble bibble" "Yes thank you. Boris, some might say you're sudden U turn is a cynical career move." "Well... Well, what I say to them is, what they should understand...
Read full storySanders Supporters Begin "Occupy Walmart"--Pledge To Hold Out Indefinitely
With Hillary Clinton as the presumptive nominee for the Democrats, some Bernie Sanders supporters are now executing their Occupy Walmart strategy in a last ditch effort to win Sanders the nomination. Nearly 40,000 Occupy volunteers will protest an...
Read full storyCleveland Sports Fans Discombobulated by Cav's Championship
After the fifty plus year championship drought was brought to an end by hometown basketball product, LeBron James, with an NBA title, the city of Cleveland has been brought to a standstill by disoriented and confused sports fans. "What happene...
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