Dyson Enters Razor Market With Air Blade
Dyson, the company that makes all sorts of things that suck and blow, is entering a market even bigger than home appliances: Now Dyson wants to give you a closer morning shave. Using patented air blade technology Dyson is claiming they can give yo...
Read full storyTrump Declines GOP Nomination, Cites Reality TV Hoax
Washington, DC: In a stunning turn of events, Donald Trump, the presumed presidential nominee for the Republican Party, declined the nomination altogether, and announced that his entire race to the White House was for a reality TV project. The prem...
Read full storyTrump's New Con: Trump Church Of Monetary Unification
Former presidential candidate Donald Trump might stumble but he never falls. In debt from his presidential bid and judgements from lawsuits over Trump University, the billionaire is moving on to his next business venture and redemption: The Trump Church Of Monetary Unification. This reporter attended a Trump rally, ostensibly a worship meeting, at the Atrium in the Trump Towers. Trump roused th...
Read full storyContrary to Reports, Roger Goodell Lives!
Reports of Roger Goodell's death are greatly exaggerated. However, he has been brain dead for some time. Fans who checked his tomb found it empty. A member of his staff claimed, "He is risen," in the noonday sun, raising questions on whether Goodell...
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