"Workemon" Taps Potential Labor Pool Of Pokemon Go Players
A Chicago businesswoman has developed the new Workemon app designed to hook up employers with available Pokemon Go players. Independent game app designer Lexi Perot was having trouble staffing her second business, a pizza restaurant, when an incid...
Read full storyAll gingers are bastards: Official!
Only one year after opening, the Prestige University of Heapey (PUH, part of UCLAN) has released a report on DNA claiming that all ginger haired people are illegitimate. Professor Heinz Binz told me today. "The guilt experienced during illegitimat...
Read full storyNO LIVES MATTER as God orders the start of the apocalypse
After checking out facebook for a half hour, and reading the comments section under a review for the Ghostbusters remake, God decided enough was enough, and had the seven angels sound their trumpets marking the end of the rein of mankind on earth.
Read full storyFormer Muppet Presidential Candidate Withholds Endorsement at 2016 Convention
In a tense moment in his prime-time speech at the 2016 National Convention, defunct Muppet Presidential Candidate, Chicken Jerky, denied endorsement to the party's chosen candidate, Angry Cheeto. An orange, cheesy shadow loomed menacingly in the b...
Read full storyGod Files Defamation Lawsuit Against Angel Soft Toilet Paper
Vatican City, Italy - God has given word to Pope Francis that he wants the pontiff to file a lawsuit in New Jersey's 2nd appellate court, claiming that Angel Soft toilet paper is guilty of defamation of character against his beloved angels. "God w...
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