Sex Ordinary School in Trouble
A pupil at Granchester Comprehensive has caused trouble for the school with a spelling mistake. He sent an tweet to a friend that he was going to a 'sex ordinary school' when he meant secondary school. This slip resulted in the media descending...
Read full storyDoc Corbyn "has built a time machine back to the 1970s"
Opposition Leader Jeremy Corbyn has allegedly built a time machine which transports people back to the 1970s, it has been alleged. The allegation was made by Prime Minister David Cameron at PMQs. Cameron claims that the time machine is a bicycle, pow...
Read full storyLife for Sale
Wall Street New York Our Financial Times Reporter. Life has been floated on the US Stocks share market. It opened at a dollar a share. Dividends are rewarded per percentage yield converted into minutes and hours of extra life. It has no basis in reality, of course, but like money itself depends entirely on consensus belief for its existence. Speculators believe that if they can accumulate enough...
Read full story