Meditation to Become Compulsory in US Prisons?
Washington: Capitol Hill: A bill is to be presented before Congress tonight making meditation practice compulsory in all US prisons. It is unlikely the bill will get passed though as most representatives do not actually know what meditation is...Read full story
Orangutan Has Sex With Donald Trump's Hairpiece
An orangutan named Buzz Tolstoy has just had sex with Donald Trump's hairpiece, Kern County's Channel 13 news has just confirmed. The real estate mogul and presidential GOP frontrunner, 70, was just wrapping up a campaign rally in Bakersfield, Cal...Read full story
Gunbattle TV: new in 2026
Today, 18 January 2026, we can report the launch of America's newest and most exciting channel. Gunbattle TV will start at midnight tonight. It will initially run for a few hours each night, before expanding into 24-hour format within the first year.Read full story