Ted Cruz Changes His Name To "Air Force One"
BILLINGSGATE POST: "I will never have a plane with my name on it," said Ted Cruz in comparing himself to rival Don Trump; "unless I am elected president and change my name to Air Force One." "EGAD FAP! KAFF KAFF!..WHEEEZ! GULP! GLUG GLUG!" Whene...
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Ron: No keg Fred, so I got you the usual. Fred: Just thought it'd make a change. Nehmind, they waitin' on a delivery then? Ron: No, gaffer reckons all the breweries stopped making keg bitter araand twenny odd years ago. I said to 'im, I said you ought to av a sign up behind the bar so as people will know. Fred: They don't tell yer nuffin now Ron, just do as they please without any warnin'. Ron...
Read full storySean Penn chap's up to El Chapo!
Ex-Madonna hubby and general film-star hooligan, Sean Penn, has furthered his interest in Middle America after supporting Haitian earthquake victims by chapping up to El Chapo, notorious prison breaker and multi billionaire Mexican drug dealer (and g...
Read full storyPac-Man seeks to distance himself from Adam Jones after Playoff Meltdown
Pac-Man, the ubiquitous yellow circle turned video game icon has made a concerted effort to distance himself from Cincinnati Bengal, Adam Jones after his total lack of discipline robbed the good citizens of Ohio yet another chance to scrape out of sp...
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