New Study: Texting While Driving Makes You Live Longer
In a surprising conclusion, scientists in a Gator Ridge, Florida behavioral research center, have determined that drivers who text on the road actually live three to five years longer than people who don't. Lead researcher Verna Joachim released t...
Read full storyBill Cosby Hospitalized - Refuses Female Doctors, Nurses, And Drugs
Denver, Colorado - In the town where Bill Cosby lived at the start of his career, the disgraced comedian and TV star was under heavy security in a private hospital room after fracturing his hip. An anonymous source familiar with Cosby's care at S...
Read full storyNRA, Gun Manufacturers Want A Ban On New EMP Guns
Sensing a threat to their bottom line, gun manufacturers and the NRA have lined up against new EMPs or electro magnetic pulse guns, specifically targeting those devices made for the consumer market. An EMP gun ranges in size and shape from a TV re...
Read full storyHillary Wins Nevada As Cross-Crotched Ambiverts Storm Caucus Toilets
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a stunning upset that has set the world of pollsters and clairvoyants into hexagonal delusions and declining respect for their craft, Hillary Clinton, once again, scored a victory in Nevada by stitching together an unholy allia...
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