Clerk Loses White Man's Checked in Privilege
Itinerate white guy, Joey Meanderson, was innocently walking down K Street in Washington DC, eating a strip of chicken jerky when he happened upon a group of people heading into a micro aggression conference. Not paying any attention to where he was...
Read full storyNorth Carolina governor signs legislation to detain and deport people that stutter!
It was a quiet and somber group of journalists his morning at the Governor's mansion in Raleigh, North Car4olina. They were informed in advance regarding the details of the event. Gov. Pat McCrory: "It is with pleasure that I am here to inform y...
Read full storyFlint Water Discovered to Be the Universal Solvent!
Flint, MI Scientists studying the unsatisfactory effects of the water were shocked to discover that IT WOULD DISSOLVE ANYTHING! Flint water that has been found to have 3 times the acceptable lead content and has led to an outbreak of Legionnaire's...
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