Cameron On The New World Order
In line with the current ruling on anti-Semitism which applies also to Jews, especially Non-Zionist Jews who can think for themselves, UK Prime Minister David Cameron decreed yesterday to a packed House of Commons that "anti-Americanism" be also out...
Read full storyHillary Will Gorilla Glue Bill's Testicles To Bed Frame
BILLINGSGATE POST: In a question and answer session yesterday, Hillary was asked by a young lady from Gilroy, California how she was going to prevent Slick Willie from having an amorous rendezvous with another nubile intern like Monica Lewinsky once...
Read full storyJohnny Football's nickname revoked by NFL
After a string of immature, unprofessional and downright criminal incidents, Johnny Manziel has been stripped of his right to associate himself with football by the NFL. The infamous party animal/misogynist is now left with a gaping maw where his id...
Read full storyDonald Trump Is Dead
In what must be the most shockingly-horrifying news imaginable for some people in the United States of America, it has, this morning, been reported with great sadness, that an Illinois road cleaning operative, Don Trump, has been killed in a horrific...
Read full storyFamous Couples Rival Ted Cruz and Carly
In the world of entertainment politics, Ted Cruz continues to clear every room he enters. We have seen Ted Cruz lookalikes everywhere we turn nowadays, and the idea is not comforting. Recently, Jerry Springer brought forth a woman who looks like s...
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