Flint Michigan Residents Criticize Artists And Entrepreneurs Using And Reselling Dirty Flint Water
Flint Michigan residents are angry at what they see as blatant profiteering by water re-sellers, artists, as well as non-residents, who are all making a buck off of the city's water crisis according to critics. One target of Flint neighborhood act...
Read full storyNorth Korea to Start Using Flint Water in Their Labor Camps
Pynongyang, North Korea Kim Jong-Un, rotund dictator of North Korea, announced today that the repressive regime would start using Flint water in their labor camps. "We feel the Flint water will provide a more humane death. We have been trying to i...
Read full storyRusty Flint Michigan Water Has Become Collectable At $50+ Per Liter
As the water in Flint Michigan has slowly improved, a cottage industry providing samples of contaminated water has sprung up with the earlier dirtiest samples going to auction on eBay where bidding starts at $50 a liter. Most listings we saw online s...
Read full storyExcessive alcohol consumption now compulsory in Australia
A new law which became effective today makes it compulsory for all Australian adults to consume more alcohol. All adult citizens must now drink at least two litres of alcohol per day. The quota can be made up through the consumption of alcohol drinks...
Read full storyConvenience Store Owner Knocks Out Robber With Ice Cream
Aurora Colorado - Talk about an ice cream headache: convenience store owner Amadi Creeghin threw a pint of Haagen Dazs at an armed robber and knocked him out cold. Sixty year old Creeghin explained how he was able to knock the gunman out. "When I...
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