Trump Unveils Foreign Policy Position: Bomb Mexico And Take Their Oil
After enduring criticism for a lack of depth in foreign policy knowledge, Donald Trump has released a plan to bomb Mexico and seize their oil production facilities. Trump spoke tuesday with CNN's Anderson Cooper about the details. "I'm going t...
Read full storyDead Men Don't Wear Plaid, But ...
...Apparently they DO wear sneakers. This was confirmed recently when a 1500-year-old mummy was found in Mongolia wearing what looked like -- drumroll, please -- sneakers. Yikes! Guess you're never too old to wear sneakers! The find was a boon to sneaker manufacturers who seized upon the advertising possibilities. They immediately went to work on spirited slogans, such as: -- Treat...
Read full storyBill Cosby Demands to Know Why His Q-Score Has Fallen So Low
Huxtable, Massachusetts Comedian Bill Cosby's lawyers have contacted the Q-Rating Co., the one that surveys people to ascertain popularity ratings of celebrities, to see why their client has fallen so low in their most recent report. "It just look...
Read full storyDonald Trump to Buy Rights to the Element Barium and Rename it Trumpium
Science Town, USA Scientists were shocked to hear that long-time element Barium was to be renamed Trumpium. "I didn't even know you could buy the rights to an element and rename it!" spoke one prominent scientist. "It's going to be hard to get use...
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