Lemonade Stands Downgraded to CCC by Standard & Poor's
Wall Street - Standard & Poor's has downgraded the credit rating of lemonade stands to CCC from its previous rating of BB. Both ratings are considered non-investment grade, which means S&P considers lemonade stands to be very risky investmen...
Read full storyDonald Trump fails to sign pledge not to run for King in 2016
Republican presidential hopeful, Donald Trump, announced Today that he has not signed a pledge not to run for King. He made the announcement after a meeting with Republican National Committee Chairman Reince Priebus. Mr. Priebus did get Mr. Trump...
Read full storyChris Christie Shits Out a Large FedEx Tracking Chip
Chris Christie ended up in an ER in Passaic today after tearing his asshole while shitting out a (supposedly edible) electronic FedEx human tracking device. "I ate this elephant sized electronic FedEx thing yesterday. And today, it got stuck s...
Read full storyGoogle Googled Google Just To Ogle The Googles About Google.
Barney Google googled Google just to ogle the googles about Gooble. The googles that Google googled had oodles of googles about Google. There is a gargantuan glossary of googles about Googles. Gaggles of Google groupies google Google all the time. They can be real gangling gadflys about googling Google, gallantly gallivanting about gobsmacking about googling Googles thinking they are groovy.
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