Rowan County Clerk Kim Davis Facing Mandatory Gender Reassignment As Next Step in Rehabilitation
RC, Kentucky - Having learned nothing from her stint behind bars, Rowan County clerk Kim Davis is facing more extreme measures to bring her in line with the free-thinking world. After refusing to issue marriage licenses following a court ruling to...
Read full storyNew Aussie PM Mal Bullshite gets personality transplant
23 million Aussies have woken up this week wondering if aliens abducted Malcolm Bullshite and replaced him with one of their own. Recent coup d'etat winner and serial smiling assassin Bullshite was sworn in as the latest Aussie Prime Minister this we...
Read full storyAn Immigrant Makes An Early Morning Visit To A German Farmer
A German farmer hears a knock upon his door early one morning. Upon opening it he is greeted by the sight of a bedraggled immigrant family outside with a number of children. They are wearing tattered and torn clothes native to their area of the globe. "Good day!" says the lightly bearded, smiling man in heavily accented English who must be the father of the family. "We have just snuck across y...
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