Cyril The Lion To Be Canonized
Head of the catholic church Pope Francis has raised eyebrows amongst his followers after the release of a list of proposed future saints which includes the name of deceased celebrity big cat Cyril the Lion who looks set to be named as The Patron Sain...
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BILLINGSGATE POST: Questioned by reporters last night on the mothballed battle ship, USS Iowa, as to whether he might be provoked enough by Carly Fiorina to use the "H" word to describe her professional past history. The Donald tucked on the bil...
Read full storyJeremy Corbyn: Just another Joaquin Phoenix hoax
Jeremy Corbyn sensationally revealed today that he is in fact merely Joaquin Phoenix in disguise and that his successful Labour election campaign was only ever supposed to be a joke. "It's got a bit out of hand, to be honest," he told reporters. "...
Read full storySchoolboy praised for spraying staff with fire extinguisher at Folkestone school
A schoolboy has been praised after setting off a fire extinguisher at his school. The 15-year-old sprayed water from the device in a crowded corridor at the school in Folkestone, Kent, covering some pupils and staff as well as the floor. Coinci...
Read full storyWhat's Next After Corbyn 'Chairman Mao Bike' Allegations?
According to the papers criticised by the following link, Jeremy Corbyn doesn't just ride any bicycle... He rides a CHAIRMAN MAO BICYCLE!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! http://www.thenational.scot/politics/his-chairman-mao-like-bicycle-right-wing-press-loses-the-plot-as-jeremy-corbyn-hits-out-at-poverty-deniers.7645 White supremacist tabloid-believers across the entire...
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