Hot Closet Sex Romp May Have Burned Hillary's Email Server: Bimbo Not Named
BILLINGSGATE POST: A leaked report from FBI Headquarters places blame for Hillary's missing emails squarely on an amorous encounter that took place on top of the server that was located in a closet in the Clinton's home in Chappaqua, NY. DNA evid...
Read full storyHurricane Patricia Disappoints Cable News Networks
MIAMI, FL - U.S. NOA forecasters say Hurricane Patricia has crossed into Mexico and has caused little damage, dashing the hopes of cable news networks. Hurricane Patricia did not produce the devastating results that all cable networks predicted, d...
Read full storyDNA Test Confirms: Justin Trudeau Actually Mick Jagger's Son
On Thursday morning of this past week, Dr. Maxwell Zilberhammer of the Great White North Health Sciences Laboratory announced the results of a DNA test ordered and paid for by the campaign of recently defeated Canadian Prime Minister Harpo Stevens.
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