Aggressive Pitbull To Have Testicles Removed
A Cuban/American rapper who 'jumped up on' one of his recording producers and left her with no injuries whatsoever is to have his testicles removed. A Miami-Dade judge ordered the balls be chopped off after hearing of the attack on November 1st...
Read full storyHang Sang Corbyn Defeats the Generals
The Generals of Myanmar (formerly called Burma when the Generals were in power) have suffered a humiliating defeat by the supporters of 66 year old Hang Sang Corbyn. British Prime Minister David Cameron welcomed the news saying 'It is evident that...
Read full storyCrocodile prison guards employed by Indonesian prisons!
To make sure their prisoners never get out alive, Indonesia has decided to employ huge crocodiles to patrol their prisons instead of the human version. Indonesia is renowned for its infamous and very strict prison regimes and once an inmate is in,...
Read full storyThe Interview
"Well, Vladimir, you have a most impressive resume. I see that you started in the mail room at the KGB, worked your way up to the top of that organization, and then stole the entire country. Just exactly what is the secret to your success?" "Is very simple, Roger. I may call you Roger? Secret is people are sheep, I am wolf. Wolf have no rules. Is natural order for wolf to eat sheep. So,...
Read full storyDas Auto: Liegend ist Keine Sunde (Lying is not a sin)
Did we lie about emissions from our diesel engines? That's not a fair question, not at all. In fact, the entire format of this . . . this inquisition is unfair! It is typical of the liberal media to play gotcha with questions like that. That's why we should be allowed to do our own testing, and just hand over our results to the EPA. In the future, that's the only basis on which we'll...
Read full storyAlbino Raccoon Found Hiding In Trump Comb-Over
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since Davey Crockett first covered his receding hairline with a coonskin hat has there been anything close to this. Crack BILLINGSGATE investigative reporter, Detrick "Dirty Tricks" Detwiler, was the first to notice the black...
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