Obama Faces Tough Battle In House To Pass KFC
WASHINGTON, DC - President Obama now faces probably his toughest dining-room challenge since passage of mashed potatoes in 2009 - persuading Malia and/or Michelle to pass the fried chicken (KFC). Both Malia and Michelle plan to block the passage...
Read full storyPut More Old People On the Moon
Following the roaring success of this year's Christmas John Lewis advert featuring a lonely old man living on the moon a government minister has come up with a unique solution to help all old, lonely, elderly, people. Norman Bygate, MP for Staff...
Read full storyKardashian Selfies to become legal tender
In breaking news, it is revealed that from 2016 pictures of the Kardashians, and their associated family members will be legal tender. Seen as a way of boosting the economy photos of Kris, Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Caitlyn, Wayne, Perdita, Honeysuckle, G...
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