Trump And Hillary To Exchange Hair Pieces If Both Nominated: A Trumpillary Transfusion
BILLINGSGATE POST: Not since Mikhail Gorbachev instituted "Glasnost" in the late 1980's has there been such a democratization of hair styles in our political history. Inspired perhaps by the imagery of living beneath the encampment of an albino rac...
Read full storyPrison Guard Love Tap Mistaken For Mistreatment
On November 11, a prison guard was highly mistaken for hitting an inmate so ferociously that it almost killed him. James Mauldin, a prison guard at the local county prison, was convicted late last night. He said that he was only showing the inmate...
Read full storyTrump's Dreaming of a White Christmas
(To be sung to the familiar tune we all know so well) Trump's dreaming of a white Christmas Just like the ones he used to know. Where stores segregate and black folks listen To hear those echoes of Jim Crow. Trump's dreaming of a white Christmas With every ethnic group he slights. May his days be full of poison spite And may all his Christmases be white. Trump's dreaming of a white...
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