Core Characteristics of Millennials -- Updated
As a public service, the Alliance for Millennial Entitlement and Legitimacy has recently issued a definitive list of those core characteristics which describe this confident, great generation. The official list of Millennial Core Characteristics follows: Their multi-tasking prowess is asserted by tokeing joints while texting and fiddling with piercings when on the freeway at speed. Video ga...
Read full storyActor Charlie Sheen filmed playing the male trombone
Former Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen has been seen in a new film slurping the gerkin. The grainy footage shows the once handsome celebrity getting his knees dirty and smoking some pole. Sheen, 50, lost his role as hard-drinking, womanizing...
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Young Frankenstein, starring Dr. Ben Carson as the son following in the footsteps of his father, the infamous scientist, with Carly Fiorina as his sweetheart Inga, Ted Cruz as the doctor's hunchbacked assistant Igor, and Donald Trump as the monster with the abby-normal brain. Here is a preview: Dr. C: Inga, what are you doing? Carly: Roll, roll, roll. I am rolling in the $42 million in seve...
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Quince: Is all our company here? Trump: We don't need anyone else: I can play all the roles. Quince: You are set down for Pyramus. Trump: I'll play him, and Thisby, too. And the wall, and the lion. Quince: You can play no part but Pyramus . . . Trump: You watch - I'll be great. They'll love me, even in Iowa. Quince: But . . . Trump: Not only will I be great as Pyra...
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