Science Unlocks the Mysteries of Sexual Attraction
Science proves what turns men on in women. It seems men check out women along the lines of reproductive fitness assessment. The five winning female traits are. 1. Wide Waist to Hips Ratio. Tarzan thinks: those big hips could pop out a dozen versions of me in a dozen years. I could have my own soccer team. 2. A High Pitched Voice. Tarzan thinks: I could make her squeal like a pig and al...
Read full story'The Provos shot and ate Shergar' Gerry Adams tells Prince Charles
Ballybollox, Eire - The Prince of Wails was in shock today when ex-IRA scumbag Gerry Adams fingered diehard Provos for slaughtering and barbecuing the Aga Khan's fabled wonder horse. "They charcoal-grilled and ate him at a garden party during the...
Read full storyRory Breaks Up With Hampster, Wins Twice!
Charlotte, NC - It seems to any keen golf fan that World #1 golfer, Rory McIlroy, plays best after he has parted ways in a relationship. Last year, after kicking his fiancee, Woz, to the curb, he immediately won two big tournaments. Now, according to...
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