Customers vote with their pocketbooks (and wallets)
Consumers, tired of having companies lecture to them about what's hip and cool and, well, morally right, are fighting back. "If Starfuchs want my five buck, none their baristas better be lecturing me bout how to live my life," Black Panther Sam Ho...
Read full storyObama buys Jamaican retirement pad
Washington DC - "Dis am me Audacity of Dope ganja shack,"" Obama tweeted as he posted pics of a stunning Montego Bay beachside villa complete with its very own cannabis plantation. The $1 million oceanfront mansion has five bedrooms, ten bathrooms...
Read full storyMusic Trend: 'Drool' Poised To Surpass 'Teardrop' in Pop Song Lyrics
The music industry, currently on an endless cycle reinvention to keep up with the listening patterns of fans, is coming to grips with the latest study released by trend watcher Faith Popcorn. From Popcorn's website BrainReserve, artists and music exe...
Read full storySenator declares "I'm not a scientist" one too many times
Senator Marco Rubio, known for his lack of scientific training, was quoted as using the disclaimer for what might end up being one too many times. Rubio has been quoted as using "I am not a scientist" in response to the following questions: "...
Read full storyBBC beef up Job Application form to weed out perverts
The BBC' s human resources department has admitted changing its job application form for the first time in 50 years. Wendy Attenborough, Head of HR, explained that the BBC set up a panel of Stake Holders in November last year, in light of paedophile...
Read full storyClarkson Heads in One Direction
Jeremy Clarkson wasted no time in finding a new job, hours after being sacked by the BBC, when he replaced Zayn Malik in One Direction. Unfortunately, Clarkson's pop career got off to a bad start when he verbally abused and head-butted the rest o...
Read full storyDavid Cameron discovers gold in back garden of number 10 Downing Street
David Cameron's garden at number 10 could be paying for itself soon. Over the last few years he has added a tree house, bouncy castle, pitch and put, croquet area, revolving greenhouse, water chute, Tarzan swing, bowling lawn, bandstand, pigeon shed,...
Read full storyMichigan Woman Wrongly Convicted For Firing Weapon Into McDonald's, Because Bacon
GRAND RAPIDS, MI - A local woman was wrongly found guilty today of firing a shot into the drive-thru window of a McDonald's on February 10, 2015. We say wrongly convicted because the woman, "Shaneka," only fired the weapon into the store at head leve...
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