Putin mainlining drain unblocking solvent as part of rejuvenation therapy
'Moscow - President Vladimir Putin is shooting up doses of One-Shot-Miracle-Drainbusta fluid to put lead back in his pencil a Kremlin handwriting expert said today. Flagging testosterone levels and a plummeting Rouble had seen Vlad lose his 'Impal...
Read full storyJeremy Clarkson more important than German air crash
It seems as though while the rest of the planet are mourning the death of 150 passengers in the German Wings tragic air crash, British news readers feel that something slightly more in the light entertainment news genre is much more important. Bri...
Read full storyJeremy Clarkson sacking will bring about the end of the BBC!
LONDON, England: Today the death knell of the BBC has been rung! The sacking of Top Gear presenter, Jeremy Clarkson, will reap the whirlwind of people destroying their television sets! In what appears to be a move that will be an earth quake in...
Read full storyLimp body of Janitor found close to Isle of Siel school as worse blizzard since 1958 calms
As morning broke, the only police officer on the small Isle of Siel managed to track down the whereabouts of janitor Wee Speadie who went missing last night when looking for a missing boy. As you will recall, the boy was sent home from school yesterd...
Read full storyJim Davidson - UKIP's public affairs guru sacked by Nigel Farage
Tim Wilson has resigned from UKIP just after leader Nigel Farage defended MEP David Coburn stand-up comedy routine describing a Muslim minister in the Scottish Government to convicted terrorist Abu Hamza. The racist jibe written for Mr Coburn by Jim...
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