Obama's private emails encrypted in Jamaican Patois
Washington DC - The White House says most of President Obama's private emails to Hillary Clinton were returned unopened because the former US Secretary of Snakes couldn't handle Jamaican Patois. The Creole-related Caribbean tongue-encrypted presi...
Read full storyIf Britain left the EU, who would clean Seaside Cafe floors?
If UKIP had it's way, Britain would leave the EU. But this would then mean service industries would have to then employ only Brits. Given that many Brits don't seem to want to do the 'menial' jobs which many immigrant workers do, with goodwill and...
Read full storyUS To Invade The Bahamas in Response to Ukraine Crisis
General Craig Filner made public Monday that the US has weighed its options, and has decided it will be sending forces into the Bahamas in the coming days. The military act is believed to be in response to the Vladimir Putin decision of sending R...
Read full storyTop Gear presenter swings left hook and gets banned
Iconic British TV automobile show, Top Gear, has been hauled off the TV because it's main presenter swung a left hook at one of the team who produces the global hit week in week out (Rather out). Jeremy C, a rather controversial chap, who once dar...
Read full storyCameron and Clegg's practical joking ends in Tears
You may recall David Cameron's hoax phone call back in January this year from a chap high on marijuana and cocaine pretending to be director of GCHQ. Mr Cameron, as you will remember, claimed not to be fooled and quickly hung up his blackberry.
Read full storyAyatollah Obama Slams Republican Senators' Letter
WASHINGTON, DC - The United States Supreme Leader, Ayatollah Barack Obama, criticized a letter sent by 47 U.S. Republican Senators to Tehran about the ongoing negotiations on Iran's nuclear program, saying the move showed "disintegration" in U.S. pol...
Read full storyJustifiable Justice - Making the Punishment Ergonomic With the Crime.
Punishments for crime have become rote in our modern society. A person can murder any number of people and still be allowed to live his life out even though he is less that worthless to the society which allows him to survive. Monsters on the international level can create atrocities for which they are not condemned. Irresponsible pundits appear on the world stage who wreck havoc with in their own...
Read full storyEdinburgh Trams to be leased out as Bars and Night Clubs
District councilors are still scratching their heads why the city's 21st Century tram system finally ended up costing 776 million pounds. A brain storming session at the city chambers which included Edinburgh' s top accountants ended with no firm rea...
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