Secret Tape Recording From 2013 Reveals Thoughts of Britain First, The UK's Most Feared Political Party
Radio plays an extremely loud version of 'Rule Britannia.' Party leader, Paul Golding, probably sitting in his Union Jack pyjamas on his Union Jack couch, is humming away triumphantly to his favourite tune. Former party supremo Jim Dowson walks in. Jim: Morning Paul, you're up early mate. What's the story? Paul: Couldn't sleep boss. Even though you tucked me in and told me everything woul...
Read full storyGOP to "Consciously Uncouple" from Donald Trump
WASHINGTON, D. C.--Taking a page from Gwyneth Paltrow, the GOP announced today that it is going to "consciously uncouple" from its long-time partner, Donald Trump. Ever since Trump announced his bid for the presidency in mid-June, the couple, frie...
Read full storyLabour Leadership Candidate Outlines His Cunning Plan To Outfox Tories On Hunting Ban
Following the SNP's cheeky scuppering of David Cameron's plans to relax the fox hunting ban, even though the plans would bring the law in England into line with Scotland, Jeremy Corbyn gave a press conference this afternoon to give the masses his tak...
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Just released today, July 14, Harper Lee's novel "Go Set a Watchman" is already dividing readers with its surprisingly mature content. The reviews are mixed, though the book has been awarded "Most Pretentious Title of the Year" by the National Booksellers' Association of America. The book chronicles the life of Scout, formerly the plucky heroine of Lee's beloved "To Kill a Mockingbird" as she...
Read full storyHarper Lee's "Mockingbird" Sequel Released
This Tuesday, July 14, marks a huge new day in literary history. The 14th, as all fans of "To Kill a Mockingbird" know, is the release sate for the long-awaited second novel by Harper Lee. First written in 1943, "Go Set a Watchman" was actually t...
Read full storyCivil War Reenactments to Cease Immediately: Instead Will Reenact Battles from Star Wars
For decades thousands of men across the country have re-enacted battles from the United States Civil War but beginning immediately re-enactors will no longer recreate the same Civil War Battles they have for years but will instead re-enact battles fr...
Read full storyReligious Group Launches Its Own Facebook
A religious cult in South America has launched its own version of Facebook named FaithFile, which has banned such content as: swearing and erotica. FaithFile users regularly share biblical quotes, and priests are encouraged to post recordings of t...
Read full storyEngineers unveil free speech box technology
A group of engineers who worked in a group codenamed "Operation Echo Chamber" have unveiled their new creation-a "free speech box" which would allow activists to exercise their rights to free speech without interfering with the interests of other...
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