Paparazzi Distracted By Red Herring At Palace
A damage limitation excercise was mounted this morning after thousands of Paparazzi were noticed outside a Royal Prince's bedroom at Ferguson Palace. Royal advisors were known to have have subsequently met with the Duke of Edinburgh to explain the l...
Read full storyOperation Blockhead instituted as latest medical marvel
Thanks to the miracle of modern scientific medicine and the operating table, it is now possible to entirely reshape the contours of the human skull. The result is what is described medically as an operation to produce the calvarium clausus, or a s...
Read full storyRussian Orthodox Christmas Day Celebrations Dazzle
Moscow - Festivities kicked off around noon today with a traditional 21-Gun Salute likened by revelers to Chinese fire crackers at the start of the annual lunar New Year. Patriarch Kiril, former head of the KGB and now the nation's top cleric, sp...
Read full story"Terror Tales will Come True" Blockbuster on the Way
Hot on President Obama's blessing to release the new Bond Movie SPECTRE and his endorsement of the anti-North Korean film "The Interview", Hollywood is soon to release a new movie called, "Terror Tales will Come True". The film will be a One Bare Leg production under the Warner Bros label in conjunction with Rockefeller Enterprises, Happy Films, Pike Inc, Con-Artists Media Corp, Two-Thumbs-Up-...
Read full storyA Billion Bucks Not Enough!
American oil billionaire Harold Hamm offered to settle his bitter divorce battle with his ex-wife by having a hand-written cheque for $1.2 billion delivered to her lawyers,... which she refused. In a November ruling last year Mr. Hamm was ordered by...
Read full storyStallone on Latest Rambo Role: "It's a Bitch Getting Old"
HOLLYWOOD - Tweeting the other day, Sylvester Stallone revealed that he will be reprising his role as "Rambo" one final time. The movie will be called "Rambo: Last Blood." Details of the project have since started slowly dripping out of Hollywood...
Read full storyJohn Boehner For Speaker Opponents Labeled "Tannists"
WASHINGTON D.C. - After a tense vote today, House Speaker John Boehner was re-elected to a third term as Speaker of the House. A number of Republicans voted for someone else to take over the position and it was the biggest push for a Speaker chan...
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