Prince Charles shagged under-age camel in Saudi Arabia's Empty Quarter: report
Rub' al Khali, Saudi Arabia - Fossil remains recovered from the sand dunes have revealed the dromedary 'only ever had one hump' before bursting a blood vessel somewhere inside Charles' desert private quarters. This weekend news of the scandal saw...
Read full storyThe Jackass Whisperer, Daniel Snyder, now takes center stage
It's time for the worst NFL owner to have his celebrity again. Yes, it's Daniel Snyder's time to shine. Snyder has been the principal owner of the Washington Re*sk*ns pro football team since 1999. This season, Snyder's team went 4-12 - for a wallo...
Read full storySmall talk - a poem
I'm just no good at small talk Narrow and bijou Microscopic and minute Sorry, what do you do? Dinky winky, little, dwarf Incy wincy, klein Matchbox, kneehigh and compact Can I top up your wine? Teensy weensy, minimal Teeny weeny, wee Itsy bitsy, miniscule Would you like a cup of tea? Baby, mini, miniature Shrunken, titchy, speck Narrow, nipper, iota, mite Get naked? What the h...
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