Wile E. Coyote Claims Road Runner Is Hillary's Love Child With Anthony Weiner
BILLINGSGATE POST: This story has to be true, if only because of the striking resemblance between the Road Runner and his purported parents, Hillary Clinton and Anthony Weiner. Have some doubts? Just check out side-by-side photos of the three of th...
Read full storyNew Series Meltdown
The X-Factor began this week with a massive ratings slump as the new line up of judges (The Dark Lord Cowell, Face and Boobs One, Face and Boobs Two and Some Bloke From the Radio we Suspect Might Actually Be A Cardboard Cutout) failed to draw in the...
Read full storyTrump Announces He's an Atheist Who Eats Pâté Made from the Livers of Unborn Fetuses; His Poll Numbers Soar
MACON, GA-At a campaign event for 2024 held last Wednesday at Trump Arena in Macon, GA, Donald Trump announced that he is an atheist who often dines on pâté made from the livers of unborn fetuses. Political pundits following Trump's comments at his c…
Read full storyMy old English Comp Professor Feducious T. Flynt is working on a S/F novel rooted in the world of real science
I ran into my old English Comp Professor Feducious T. Flynt at the mall the other day and he told me he quit teaching and was now going to be a science-fiction writer. "That's terrible. Absolutely atrocious. I feel so sorry for you, Feducious," I said. "No, no, no. It's wonderful. And I'm just about at the halfway point of my first novel," he said jubilantly. "I'm doing so well that I decide...
Read full storyMy neighbor and friend Jacko gets diagnosed with Alice in Wonderland Syndrome
My friend and neighbor Jacko stopped by the other day and told me that a doctor had just diagnosed him with Alice in Wonderland Syndrome. Now Jacko is so wild and weird that nothing he says or does is too far-fetched for me, but I must admit, I became a little concerned about this diagnosis. "What exactly is Alice in Wonderland Syndrome?" I asked him. "Well it all started with all these horr...
Read full storyDonald Trump Thanks Satire Media for Gifting Him 2016 Election
Hey! Listen up, you poor, miserable, deluded little satire writers. You guys thought you could make fun of the old Trump here, you thought I was just like all the other guys, right? Yeah, I know what you guys do. I know your style. You did it to Clinton. You did to Bush. You're doing it to Obama. And somehow, you poor, pitiful little satire scribblers and jaded comedy jacks thought you cou...
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