'Donald Trump is real' says Trump's toupee
Donald Trump's toupee has insisted in a recent press conference that Donald Trump is, in fact, a real person. 'Many people seem to think he's a comedy character or even a figment of their imagination' said the toupee, 'but he's actually real and...
Read full storyHow come the illegal drug market never crashes?
1. Junkies are smarter than brokers. 2. The illegal drug market is protected by American law enforcement. Barney Frank patrols Wall Street. 3. Pull over. I think your tail light is out. 4. The illegal drug emarket is protected by politicians who get rich on bribes. 5. Assume the position. 6. People don't realize that prohibition puts the profitability into trafficking drugs. In othe...
Read full storyObama Kills Superman
It was a sad day for Superman fans to discover that their shiny spandex wearing hero is not so super after all. It turns out the man of steel has a few imperfections which all serve to prove without a doubt that the famed hero from Krypton is nothing...
Read full storyAmish Man Banned For Inappropriate Hat Choice
Forced to leave the only world he knew behind, Joseph Schullermann was banished from his Amish community after he was caught sporting an unsanctioned non-traditional type hat. When asked about his blatant disregard for the rules of his brethren,...
Read full storyCougar Scandal!
BRANDON, MB-Local college boy Brent Simmons admitted Monday that the true identity of the woman he calls his mother, one Shirley Simmons, is actually his 45 year old mistress; a cougar named Diamond Foulfish. The relationship according to Simmons,...
Read full storyDead Sewer Rat Out Polls Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden Against GOP Candidates!!
After Joe Biden's numbers against the GOP frontrunners shocked many for a man who has yet to make a speech, many thought the Democratic party would be satisfied. But to everyone's surprise in steps...er perhaps thrown in, a dead rat dubbed Ronald Rat...
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