Technology giant Apple sues apple farmers for using their name
Apple says apple farmers are breaching copyright laws by producing a fruit named after their company and plans to sue if farmers don't rename the fruit. Apple CEO Tim Crook who declined an interview is said to be even more upset at farmers after...
Read full storyJoan Rivers Makin' 'Em Laugh in Hell
Comedienne Joan Rivers may have died last week following complications from plastic surgery, but that doesn't mean she's slowed down or lost her edge. The eighty-one year-old comic, known for her bitchy attitude, is still makin' 'em laugh in the afte...
Read full storySmoking Not Bad For You Says Research
New research is suggesting that smoking is not dangerous, does not cause strokes, heart disease or lung cancer and, in some cases, may improve quality of life and increase lifespan. The study and research, carried out by a conglomeration of scient...
Read full storyObama Declares New National Holiday-Unemployment Day
Washington, DC "Because so many of our people are now unemployed, we felt that since we have Labor Day for our workers, we should have a holiday for our unemployed as well," spoke President Obama at a news conference in the East Room. Obama went o...
Read full storyEngland Set To Vote Scotland Out of The Union - USA May Want To Consider Voting Out Georgia
The main UK party leaders are urging the English to campaign to have Scotland removed from the Union and to force Scottish people to stop calling themselves British. Prime Minister David Cameron and Labour leader Ed Miliband will abandon their wee...
Read full storyScottish Independence - MacDisney Fairytale Park Bid For Scotland
The offer of $40Bn to turn Scotland into a MacDisney Theme Park with Queen Elizabeth and Prince Philip as "fairy tale" Queen and King will not be accepted, a Scottish Nationalist claimed while addressing a meeting of the "What to do with Scotland" pa...
Read full storyJustin Bieber Joins Insane Clown Posse
Detroit, MI Crazy clown duo, the Insane Clown Posse, whose followers include topless women and crazed looking guys called Juggalos, admitted new member Justin Bieber to the group. Justin Bieber says that he will start spraying people with Faygo P...
Read full storyAfter So Many 'Petite Little Women' have been Assaulted by Players, NFL Plans to Recruit from the U.S.'s State Prison Systems
NFL spokesman Roger Allovem says he's tired of the mamby-pamby wannabe tough guiys whose claim to fame is beating up little women who weigh less than 120 pounds. From now on, Allovem says the NFL won't be looking to the NCAA Division I teams as...
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