Mavericks Owner Mark Cuban Defends NFL
Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban has given an impassioned defense of football at a Dallas news conference. In his opening statement he said that the NFL had more than 200 unique million viewers last season. "Hundreds of thousands of them were po...
Read full storyBonita Jackson spouts kiddie tough love garbage
Spring, Texas - "When ya whoop someone you love, it's about love," the mother of benched Minnesota Vikings running back Adrian Peterson said today as pics of her grandson's injuries went viral on the web. "That's how to prepare them for the real w...
Read full storyRussians Plan Invasion Of Scotland If They Secede!
The Russians have taken a keen interest in the vote for Scottish secession from Britain. Maybe too keen an interest. The British MI6 has picked up information that seems to point to the Russians invading Scotland should the 'Yes' vote on independe...
Read full storyJapanese Use Stem Cells to Recreate Godzilla, Threaten New Pearl Harbor With Nuclear Fire Breathing Dinosaurs
Tokyo, Japan Japan showed its true colors today as the island republic announced that they have created a nuclear fire breathing gigantic dinosaur lizard named Godzilla and that they might not be able to stop him once he starts heading toward the sun...
Read full storyU.S. Should Bomb Isis Coming Into Tx. From Mexico
Polls just out indicate that a large majority of Americans 1) support air strikes on Isis; 2) A majority thinks that President Obama has not been "tough enough" on Isis, during a time that he is widely expanding the war; -- 3) A large majority opp...
Read full storyKyle faces axe after people take his advice
Jeremy Kyle(who was famous for telling the unemployed to get off their backsides and find jobs) is facing the axe from ITV after 10 years due to declining viewing figures for the Jeremy Kyle show. A show insider said ''It seems that many unemployed people have taken Jezzers advice and got jobs... the trouble is that no one is left to watch the show'' When asked what he was going to do next...
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