Antivirus company Symantec found cure for Ebola
Breaking news: The well known antivirus company Symantec says that they found a cure for Ebola. As Obama cited in his speech at UN , the greatest threat to the world today is not ISIS or Putin, but Ebola. H. Ackerwise at Symantec announced in a...
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The Canuck TV network Nude News has been sued by disgruntled subscribers who complain that the newscasters are not nude--at least, not all the time. The female reporters typically appear wearing next to nothing--a skimpy black dress, for example,...
Read full storyPolice Can't Return Unwanted Tanks To Pentagon
After images of tank-like vehicles in Ferguson turned against ordinary citizens, many towns are trying to return military gear supplied by the Defense Department-and finding it impossible. The tanks came from a vast Defense Department program that...
Read full storyThe Lord will smite the filthy Finkelsteins for pulling off yet another Yom Kippur stunt
New York - Meatpacking District residents Joyce and Herb Finklestein will be atoning and repenting on completely empty stomachs at their local synagogue all day Saturday because it's Yom Kippur 5775. A well rehearsed display of heartfelt piety - j...
Read full storyRichard The Turd found dead (1452-2014)
THE KING IS DEAD BUT LONG LIVED THE KING Thirteenth century monarch Richard the Turd has been found dead in a car park in Leicestershire. That was the shock revelation handed to a stunned nation by a group of archaeologists yesterday after they ha...
Read full storyBill Gates Wins Two Lotteries in One Day; Has Yet to Pick Up the $211 Million Dollars
Redmond, Washington Bill Gates, the richest man in the Universe, recently won two lotteries worth a combined $211 million dollars. "Mr. Gates has yet to pick up the money, or even call and make arrangements. It's almost like he doesn't care. Who...
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