Vicious parasites infest Belgian war fields soil used in new British Remembrance Garden
London - The Queen nearly had a fatal seizure today when a colony of mutant Belgian parasitic Arion vulgaris slugs leaped out at her 'from inside the sods' as she opened a Remembrance garden created with soil from Belgian First World War battlefield...
Read full storyRepublicans Have A Saul-like Epiphany The Day After Winning The Mid-term Elections.
The day after winning a vital mid-term election that would give them a much stronger control of the U.S. Government, the Republican Party has apparently experienced an epiphany on the majesty of that which affected Saul on his Biblical quest to perse...
Read full storyStrange Crop Circle of Richard M. Nixon Found on White House Lawn
A large crop circle miraculously appeared on the front lawn of the White House overnight Wednesday, Nov. 5, leaving the Washington 'good and great' shaking their heads in disbelief. "I swear, it's a stunning caricature of the head of Richard M. Ni...
Read full storyISIS expands oil business to include gas stations with cafes plus religious services at the barbecue out back
Current reports indicate ISIS is not only looking for managers for its oil refineries, with a $225,000 annual salary, but also establishing a chain of gas stations across the middle east. The name CALron is being considered, inspired by Chevron,...
Read full storyJacksonville Jaguars owner spooked as $100m ocean-going runabout sprouts a leak
London - Pakistani-American billionaire Shahid Khan's brand new superyacht Kismet was seen limping to emergency moorings this afternoon after springing a leak close to Blackfriars Bridge on the Thames in London. Named after the Scottish word for '...
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