Dozens of Palace servants have dumped their positions and signed up to Islamic State
London - The Queen is not amused to learn that dozens of her slave labor peons have legged it to Syria where the Islamic State national minimum weekly wage is two Kalashnikovs and five hundred squid. It means there is no longer anybody available...
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A furious X-Factor fan slammed ITV last night after Cheryl Fernandez-Vaselini-Esperanza-Maximina's performance caused him to have a massive erection without warning! Habitual masturbator Dick Rasch, 87, suffered near blindness when he prematurely...
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Apple Computers, Inc. has announced that the Apple Stores, being a brick and mortar retailer, have joined the MCX (Merchange Customer Exchange) and will follow in Walmart's footsteps by no longer accepting Apple Pay. "Walmart is the world's larges...
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