Overheard in a Staten Island Grand Jury Room
Almost New York - The judge in the Eric Gardner police brutality case put a lid on the release of evidence and souvenir transcripts used by the grand jury to reach its mystifying decision. Good thing we had our judicial fly on the wall to listen in on juror comments. Here are some of their choice remarks: "I'm glad I live on an island." "If he wanted to breathe, he should've brought alon...
Read full storyBush Twins 'shagged the White House janitor' says Jenna Hager
Washington AC/DC - "And next thing you know the guy's suddenly President," Dubya's daughter said today, "one helluva career move considering he used to mop the White House floor." Jenna Bush Hager and her twin Barbara were appearing on Wednesday n...
Read full storyBlack Suspect Who Died in Police Custody Suffered from a Pre-existing Condition (Actually, Two)
NEW YORK-A black suspect who died from a chokehold while in police custody apparently, according to the coroner who examined the body on Wednesday, suffered from the pre-existing condition of mortality. Rashawn Williams, the 27 year old suspect, w...
Read full storyI Will Sue University Of Texas - Frankenstein
Baron Frankenstein is to sue the University of Texas over 100 brains which have allegedly gone missing from its picked brain library. Victor Helmut Frankenstein, 12th Baron Frankenstein has expressed anger at the disappearance, which came to light a...
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