Another $10-a-barrel crude drop to bankrupt Russian oligarch Roman Abramovich
New York - Off-the-Wall Street analysts stand to make a killing betting that oil and gas tycoon Roman Abramovich will go bust as global crude prices continue to flop. Uh, drop. This morning traders dumped masses of the Russian's GazPogrom.com st...
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Jesus has appealed to people not to try to be sunbeams, as he is snowed under with them. "He told our religious affairs journalist, "I don't know who wrote that fucking 'Jesus wants me for a sunbeam' song but since the financial crashes I've a millio...
Read full storyThe Dirty half Dozen
The Metropolitan Police reveal their 6 most wanted criminals this Christmas including an 88 year man, Norman Todger, 'who attacked an elderly neighbour with a worn out rampant rabbit after finding him in bed shagging his wife,Ethel aged 90'! Crime...
Read full storyNorth Korea Now Bankrupt From The Costs Of Hacking Sony Pictures
North Korea has gone bankrupt from its massive hacking assault on Sony Pictures. The intrusion into the depths of Sony's Corporation was ignited by their new film 'The Interview' which features two bumbling tabloid newsmen who are given the mission o...
Read full storyPolygamous Dictatorship
The founders of the Ottoman Empire or rather contemporary Turkey were descendants of Oguz tribe, or Turkmen, living in Central Asia, a clan of which was named Seljuqs. Seljuqs were a nomadic herding society, and therefore familiar with aggression and war. Naturally, the always-on-the move Seljuqs did not practice any form of known religions, but they did learn that rain was good, and were impresse...
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