
Virtual Snow in the French Alps
A serious deficit in snow - fall has lead to skiers finding a new way to enjoy the French 'Pistes' 'Neige Virtuel',or ' Virtual Snow', allows the skier to 'sense' the snow- rich slope, without ever leaving their chalet. The skier simply downloa...
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Giant Chris Christie-shaped fatberg menaces NYC drains
New York - A ten ton post-Thanksgiving fatberg composed of congealed turkey fat, wet wipes and human gunk is threatening to bung up New York City's sewers just in time for the festive holiday break. Emergency sanitation engineers charged with rem...
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New North Korea movie features President Obama caught in Washington brothel with his pants down and hand in the wrong place
Apparently in retaliation for the currently retracted movie The Interview, North Korea's movie factory Pyongyang Noir Films has just released a film titled Bang Chang Masters At Home. The story features the President of the United States in his fa...
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Scamatology is Sending Emissaries to North Korea to Study Cyber Terrorism
Pyongyang, North Korea It was announced that North Korea would host their fellow terrorists, the Church of Scamatology. North Korea terrorist group the GOP (not the Grand Old Party) has recently caused Sony to cancel showing "The Interview," a movie...
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