Celebrities attack selfish Palestinians for caring more about their lives under siege, than their Hollywood careers
Hollywood celebrities have brought the streets of downtown to a standstill asking for the Palestinians to stop being so self obsessed, stop playing the victim card and let some other less contentious world issue dominant the Tv screens and news agend...
Read full storyMiddle East conflict is put on hold after mix up with world record attempt
Israel pleads with world to let it start Gaza invasion again, having failed to properly notify Guinness world of records, asking for forgiveness from the big global powers, whilst it irons out the mistakes. Palestinian hopes were dashed today whe...
Read full storyWest Virginia Senator Manchin To Consult With Obi-Wan Kenobi on White House Bid
WHEELING, WV -- U.S. Sen. Joe Manchin said he is flattered by those supporters who are encouraging him to run for president, but he would have to first tap into the wisdom of his most trusted mentor, Obi-Wan Kenobi, before making a decision on whethe...
Read full storyBook Review - How To Speak French: Learn French Phrases by Henri Lereau
I have to say I am a little disappointed by this book. I spent 6 months studying the French language, going through this book meticulously, I read it chapter by chapter - probably 10 times. After 6 months my french was perfect - in fact I consider myself fluent in the language. It wasn't easy mind you; no - it was hard - but I thought it well worth the effort. Imagine then, to my horror, wh...
Read full storySeveral Members of John Kerry's Security Detail Drop Dead From Boredom
Jerusalem - Most people would assume that working in a Secret Service position for a high ranking government official would be one of the most adrenaline-filled, exciting jobs one could ever have. But when that high ranking government official ha...
Read full storyGoodreads Troll Spends Three Months Writing Review
A prolific book reviewer on popular website (and troll cave) 'Goodreads' has finally completed writing her 40,000 word, 1 star review for New York Times bestselling novel "The Gordonston Ladies Dog Walking Club" - calling her review a "masterpiece" b...
Read full storyNew study reveals most petrol sold now in UK is 98% marmite
Fuel experts revealed on Sunday night a shocking new report which stated that petrol stations across the country had been diluting the petrol they were selling with the food spread Marmite. An unknown source from an unnamed oil company defended...
Read full storyPrince Charles Working As Duke Of Rothesay While On Duke Of Cornwall Handouts
In an undercover sting by our ace reporter, Mr. Mahood (alias The Arab) HRH Prince Charles was filmed opening a bus shelter in Rothesay, Isle of Bute. Social Services are following up the lead, but Charles is known to be claiming millions from Cornwa...
Read full storyWigan Pier Fire - "Piers" Morgan Dynamites Structure To Extinguish Blaze
One of the few remaining intact Victorian Piers with landing stage and International Hotel and casino, Wigan Pier was heroically saved last night by daredevil "Piers" Morgan. Morgan, real name Sidney Morgan, an intrepid self styled superhero with ext...
Read full storyNorth West Kardashian is to be Married Off to Bobby "Bonzai" Bonacelli This Sunday on Saint Kitts Island
BASSETERRE on SAINT KITTS ISLAND - North West Kardashian/West is to be married off to Bobby "Bonzai" Bonacelli this coming Sunday in a $5 million wedding extravaganza extraordinaire' on the Caribbean Island of Saint Kitts, in the quaint city of Bass...
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