Man Sends E-Mails Filled With Anthrax
Tired of all this "Pencil pushing bullshit," Staples accountant William Black, snapped and sent hundreds of e-mails filled with anthrax to his friends, family and co-workers. His vile act sparked mild irritation among the hearts of his annoyances.
Read full storyHulk Hogan and Jesse Ventura are Actually Women, Doctor at NASA Discovers
JACKSONVILLE, Fla. - Hulk Hogan and Jesse Ventura are actually women and are not men at all, and both came kicking and screaming into this world with feminine genitals, a NASA senior medical doctor discovered late last week. NASA, which does inte...
Read full storyTrump Warns That American Patient Has Zombie Strain Of Ebola
MANHATTAN -- Donald Trump is insisting the American returned to U.S. soil with the Ebola virus has contracted a mutated zombie strain of the disease that can reanimate the dead, which could lead to Democrats trying to register them to vote, according...
Read full storySpanish Boats Cleared Out Of Way Of Navy In Gibraltar Libyan Rescue Operations
Spanish navy and survey vessels were given an ultimatum by U.S. and British Navy Chiefs this morning. They were told to observe International Maritime Law and allow the vessels to pass unhindered through the Straits of Gibraltar. Chief of Navy S...
Read full storySyFy Channel Announces Sharknado Spin-Off: "Slothicane!"
Boca Raton, FL - TV executives from the SyFy Channel are excited after receiving great ratings for the latest Sharknado offering and have already announced a new project, Slothicane! According to early reports, the plot for Slothicane will fol...
Read full storyFalklands In Argentinian Government Bonds Rescue
The British Falkland Islands are now the new owners of all Argentina's Government bonds, infrastructure shares, mining and commodity stock after an anticipated IMF approved rescue plan was implemented at 6.00 hrs this morning. The move is expected t...
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