Hellfire Bank loses Argentina license
New York - Five billion dollars of the Pope's private funds are about to go up in smoke after his Manhattan-based hedge fund, the Hellfire Bank, lost its Argentinian banking licence. Along with His Holiness's five billion bucks. Hellfire has b...
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"Shop till you drop" doesn't apply only to humans. Twitter birdies, bored with their usual endeavors, have taken to shopping. Boy, have they taken to shopping! During the last few weeks, the best stores on Fifth Avenue in NYC have been packe...
Read full storyIt's Official - Aliens Exist!
Officials have today confirmed the existence of an alien race. Lionel Bun, an overweight 67 year old single man from Suffolk, said that he had made contact with the Aliens of Semus 12 (a planet just outside our solar system)and even spoken with t...
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