Barack Obama spreading Ebola at Martha's Vineyard golf club
Martha's Vineyard, Mass - Was it something he picked up at the White House official dinner for African heads of state last week? A sliver of some raw flesh delicacy from Ebola-torn Liberia perhaps? "We caught him chewing on infected bush meat,"...
Read full story'Yee took tha' song an made it yer aan!'
Once again it's that time of the year when Britain's answer to 'The Walking Dead' begins series eleven, yes folks it's that clapped-out old chestnut, the 'Crap-Factor' the only show on earth to legally allow day release patients to run amok on live T…
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Football pundits are sharpening their pens ready for a take over from the Disasters that have been getting us down over the past month or so. Joe Weed, out Football mad reporter can't wait. He's been digging around transfer stories all summer and...
Read full storyNew Iraqi PM 'a dead ringer for NCIS baddie Trent Kort'
Tehran, Iran - The editor of Iran's official NCIS fanzine website has welcomed the appointment of new Iraqi PM Haider al-Abadie on satirical grounds. Ayatollah Akbar Hashemi 'Rough Son Johnny' Rafsanjani said today the Iraqi was probably chosen b...
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