Hurricane Birther lashes Europe
Atlantic Ocean - Obama supporters have unleashed a furious storm over Europe this weekend targeting bloggers who claim the US President is actually a British Muslim born in London circa 1963. The furor has brought down ancient power lines and tra...
Read full storySt. Clair dog barks up wrong tree
Toggles, a 4 year old German Shepherd, was found yesterday morning barking up the wrong tree. Mr. James Trifles of St. Clair, PA, expressed surprise and dismay all at the same time. "That damn dog. I don't know what I'm going to do with him. I lov...
Read full storyAlex Salmond Promises Scottish Only Music Charts On Independence Free of English Queerness
After a tough week in which critics and supporters both agreed that he hadn't fared well in the first live television debate, Alex Salmond has decided to go for the youth vote, promising that never again will Scotland have to listen to the Top 40 wh...
Read full storyTroll Manically 1 Stars As Many Books As She Can Before Embarking On Two Hour Long Masturbation Session
A prolific book reviewer on a popular book review website (and troll cave)has managed to "1 Star" over 500 books she hasn't read before embarking on a marathon session of self abuse. Beth Varicose, 57 - holder of the World Record for having more d...
Read full storyBig Name Brewers About to Invade With Radical New Boozes
Kelly's Bar, Harper Valley (STT News) With the smaller craft beer industry gaining steam as the mega-breweries see constant slippage in sales, there had to be counter-offensive. It was just a matter of time and waiting to see what the giants would t...
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