'You've got me under your thumb, so deep in the heart you're really a part of me . . . '
The Guard Dog is pleased to announce an exclusive report connected to the four South American Presidents currently in the spotlight regarding the Edward Snowden affair. These Presidents are Nicolas Maduro of Venezuela, Daniel Ortega of Nicaragua, Evo Morales of Bolivia, and Rafael Correa of Ecuador. In review, Edward Snowden, ex-employee of Booz Allen Hamilton who blew the whistle on massiv...
Read full storyGiant Squid colony in annual shagging frenzy at Antarctica's Lake Vostok
South Pole - Cameramen from the World Wildlife Fun charity disguised as mermen have filmed a unique marine love-in by a colony of Giant Squid in a subterranean lake 4km below Antarctica's ice sheet. Up to 500 of the massive tentacled beasties hav...
Read full storyAnother Sincere, but Inconsequential, Cliché of Public Discourse
In the most recent white house press briefing, presidential apologist Jay Carney responded to a provocative question from Fox News about the President's "milquetoast" statement on the coup d'etat in Egypt. "As you know," Carney asserted angrily, "Th...
Read full storyObama pawns Air Force ONE
An unknown White House source, today, revealed that when the presidential party was in DAR ES SALAAM, Tanzania, that Harafi, Munjabe, manager of the ground facilities at the Julius Nyerere International Airport, would not allow his jet fuel crew to s...
Read full storyPeace envoy bLIAR seeks no-fly zone for heart eating terrorists in Syria!
Peace Envoy HQ, London: Tony bLIAR is back to his old ways. It is 'heart rendering' for Tony BLIAR, as he is now seeking to meet the heart eating Syrian terrorist to work out a no-fly zone in Syria. With Tony bLIAR advocating the pouring of more...
Read full storyScottish independence put on hold
Alex Salmond has announced that Scottish independence has been put on hold until such time that Andy Murray has received a knighthood for doing his job better than anybody else. "If Scotland seceded from the Union before the honours list," said Sa...
Read full storyBd. of Health Closes Restaurant
The board of health recently closed a slow assed, fast food restaurant for being the nastiest place on the planet. One of the short order cooks had recently split up with her biker boyfriend and feeling sexually deprived, made it a practice to wear...
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