John Terry is not a racist, he's whiter than white!
The soccer world is relieved now that John Terry has been cleared of being a racist and making racist comments to fellow pro, Anton Ferdinand. It was obvious that this case would be washed whiter than white due to the fact that Terry is best mates with loads of black players and his outburst was just a "fart in the wind" with no deeper meanings. But the doubt hanging over such cases will always...
Read full storyQuentin Kelp MP - Pigs and other country smells
Dear Constituents I have had a very hectic few days. Amongst the best forgotten highlights was a meeting with a civil servant. This meeting was necessary as I am occasionally required to represent the views of Krupton's rural community. Those living in cities might imagine this community to consist of wealthy hereditary farmers with vast acres of woodland and fields and their farm hands livi...
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