Christmas in Brooklyn
Not a creature was stirring with the Celtics on this holiday. They were afraid that the fat cats of the NBA would catch them and make a mouse meal of the tiny and shy creatures that life on the precipice of the salary cap. Yes, the once mighty mic...
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Veteran rocker and mainstay of the NRA is to tour Kindergartens around the US in an effort to familiarize pre-schoolers with automatic weapons. "Kids need to know about heavy weapons." He told 'Imus in the Morning' "It is every American's birthri...
Read full storyDr. Phil Says Lindsay Lohan Is Pretty Much A Lost Cause
LAS VEGAS - Dr. Phil McGraw, one of America's most famous psychologists was in Las Vegas on business, which he said amounted to basically visiting some of the money he has lost at the slot machines. He was approached by Tittle Tattle Tonight's Tap...
Read full storyKim Kardashian Expecting A Little Kim or A Little Kanye
BEVERLY HILLS - Kim Kardashian was spotted at the trendy Beverly Hills baby store, Baby Rattles, Playpens, & Stuff with her ever-present boyfriend Kanye "The Stare" West. Kim, who has recently admitted to gaining 11 pounds, looked pleasantly p...
Read full storyIntruder Throws Prime Minister Through Window At Number 10!
The Prime Minister is recovering following an incident during the early hours of this morning in Downing Street when he was attacked by an intruder in his home. Thrown through a ground floor window the quick thinking Prime Minister then managed to st...
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