‘Croc Hunter' Steve Irwin Resurrected After Wrestling God; Puts God on Display at Australia Zoo
Queensland , Australia. An excited and giddy Steve ‘Croc Hunter' Irwin returned to life Saturday after being dead since September 4th, 2006. Irwin, who passed away due to a freak accident while filming a segment for a documentary involving interact...
Read full storyPopeye to meet Muslin leaders
NEW YORK September 25 - After his recent speech apparently denigrating the qualities of soft materials which have a good handfeel and which can be made into fashionably shapeless 1960's style shirts and skirts, Popeye has declared that he was misunde...
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Manchester - (Associated Mess): Those rift-healing, wholesome astrological rays of the autumn equinox must have been working overtime yesterday as the Prime Monster's wife Cherry Bush QC finally buried the hatchet in public.......in Chancellor Go...
Read full storyLibocrats' Idological Vacuum Confirmed
BETHESDA, MD-theSPOOF! (Exclusive)- Doctors at the National Institutes of Health revealed today the results of a decade long study into why libocrats (term for a mutation created by the incestuous intermingling of liberals and democrats) are a...
Read full storyHeathrow 's Fly Zone Theme Park Up And Running
London - Ever ready to outdo itself, Heathrow management has taken a page from Disney's book, pulled the plug on boring mega-waits and turned its "security features" into attractions.
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